musicians

Alex and Madonna together in Mexico?

OK so it shouldn’t be that much of a secret by now that Alex Rodriguez and Madonna are a couple, or at least they would like to be, but something has been stopping them from just coming right out and saying so! There was some talk just under a week ago that they were now officially together… and why were people saying that? It is all because Alex handed Madonna a bottle of water during a concert, yes… that is all, and that is enough to get the celebrity news world all hyped up until the next bottle-giving incident!

So, back to the story at hand, the couple were seen in Mexico City last weekend although they weren’t exactly holding hands of course. Apparently they were both there on business; Madonna was doing her thing by putting on a few concerts, and Alex was there with the extremely important job of teaching kids to bat. Because after all where would those poor kids be without some super-rich baseball star showing them how to hit a ball with a stick?!?

George Michael loves the crack

George Michael was arrested in London for possession of pot and crack cocaine after a jerkoff bathroom attendant at Hampstead Heath notified the police.

Dude. Wtf. It’s George Michael. If he wants to be a 45 year old crack head, so be it.

Mr. Michael is on a two year driving ban after driving while influenced by drugs and has been arrested before. Probably because another bathroom dick tipped the po po. This is why we don’t tip guys in bathrooms…because you’re all assholes.

Travis Barker and DJ AM in plane crash.

Travis Barker and DJ AM were in a plane crash. It was a small private plane carrying 6 people and it crashed while trying to take off in South Carolina.

Things started sparking and the plane veered off through a fence and ended up in some sort of embankment where it caught fire.

Travis Barker, former Bling 182 drummer, and DJ AM, previous hookup of Paris Hilton, are reportedly in the critical condition. They had escaped the plane while it was on fire, but not without being on fire themselves. They ran from the plane peeling off firey clothing. Both are reported to have extensive burns.

DJ AM was flown to the Still Burn Center and Barker was taken via ambulance.

The other 4 passengers, two pilots, Barkers assistant, and a fourth person are reported to have not survived the crash.

Photos from CNN.com

Britney Spears Circus on her birthday.

Britney Spears appropriately titled new album “Circus” is scheduled to release on December 2, 2008. Apparently that’s her birthday and I can only imagine there will be more Britney Spears crotch shots to surface the night of or morning after her birthday party.

I can already imagine the radio stations will be forced by Payola to play her circus music, and I’ll gladly knod my head while posting more drunken angry crotch shot rampage pictures of her.

amy winehouse skips her own birthday

Dumbass British shit singer Amy Winehouse, resident train wreck, missed her own 25th birthday party. Why? Probably smoking crack again. Her family thinks she’s going to kick the can soon. I think the can already kicked her though.

Her brain must be fried like overcooked funnel cake, and we all know that’s not powdered sugar on her plate.

kanye west arrested for camera beat down

Kanye West was arrested at LAX for vandalism because he smashed a cameramans pricey equipment.  Perhaps he woke up with a great idea in his dumbskulled head that went something like this:

Today I’m going on an airplane ride and will act a fool by smashing some expensive cameras. Then I’ll count my money in my head and subtract how much it will cost to settle a lawsuit out of court.

Would he still get arrested if the camera was a shitty one time use underwater camera?

Some millionaires are dicks.