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Brooke Hogan better in assless chaps

Big boobs, decent body, and ass that isn’t too bad in assless chaps. Then we get to the face. Hmmm… Can’t say I’m feeling that one. Sorry Brooke, this isn’t your best little red bikini picture. Let’s make up for it with the assless chaps picture.

Tell your dad we’re fans of Macho Man Randy Savage and the occasional Ric Flair WOOOOO!

Megan Fox: your ex boyfriend is a dumbass!

Megan Fox, sexy Transformers and Transformers 2 co-star, admits to GQ her previous love of Nikita, a Russian stripper who would seductively dance to long drawn out Aerosmith songs.

Fox lived alone in LA and her dumbass boyfriend dumped her. She decided she loved Nikita who danced at the “Body Shop” and wanted the russian to lover her back, so she’d shower the stripper with gifts.

Poor ex boyfriend…he broke up with Megan Fox…rich, cover girl material (unlike Ellen Degeneres ugly self), and best of all – she got to sit in Bumblebee!

Jenna Dewans big baggy bikini

Jenna Dewan, who’s still in Hawaii with that Channing Tatum guy (horrible name btw, his parents must’ve been old hippies with a Rubics Cube and 8th grade paper mache fortune teller). Dear Jenna needs to purchase a tigher bikini or eat a few cheeseburgers so she can fill it out. Seeing a little bulge in the ass area leads us two believe one of three things: 1) you’re a tranny with a bad tuck job, 2) you pooped your pants, or 3) you just need a tighter bikini bottom.

Jenna, please email celebcraze and showing us which it is by sending full frontal nudes please.

Thanks.