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Tara Reid is making promises

Yes, Tara Reid has checked herself in at what seems to be the place to go for rehab centers if you’re famous, Promises, and I’m hoping she keeps up to her end of the deal myself. You never know with these celebrities whether they are simply doing the whole rehab thing just to get their name in the news again or if they’re serious about it… so I will give her the benefit of a doubt and say good luck to her! It can’t turn out much worse than any of the other Hollywood women going in and out of rehab lately can it?!?

Some even say that Tara Reid was a ‘role model’ who Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton actually learned from, but maybe that’s just because Tara is older than them… and knows a few more party tricks I bet. I can’t even remember the last time I saw Tara actually doing anything either so she seems to have the paid-to-party lifestyle all worked out as well! We have to remember that this is not the first time she has vowed to stop doing drugs and from past experiences it may not be the last time either.

Chloe and Kim Kardashian bikini

If Cher and a tranny had love children, they would come out like the ugly Kardashian sisters. Kim Kardashian and Chloe Kardashian are not hot, not sexy, not attractive. The only reason they attract guys is because they are fake celebrities loaded with cash for being media whores and, well, I guess it pays to be a tranny in a bikini picture.

Hey Kim, who did your tuck job? It looks great! Flat as a wall!

They sure are some ugly looking womens.

Eva Longoria gained weight; still cute.

Eva Longoria gained a few pounds. Is it for Desperate Housewives? Is it because she’s married to Tony Parker and he wants her to have a bigger booty?

Is it because she wants to look like a Sandra Bullock knock off?

She was hot before, but I think her extra 5 pounds places her in the cute category.

She’ll have to pose nude for celeb craze before we’re able to make a legitimate opinion.

And on top of that, welcome to another article about crap we don’t care about! WooT! Photo from Allure.

Maureen McCormick loves the drugs.

What do we have here? Oh, a lovely story about another celebrity wrapped up in a world of drugs. Maureen McCormick, better known as Marcia Brady from the Brady Bunch, lived a life of drug addiction after Brady Bunch stopped filming new episodes.

This information is disclosed in her newly released memoir “Here’s the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice,” along with other nifty information about her love life like dates with celebrities such as Michael Jackson (ew gross), and hanging out at the Playboy Mansion.

I’m sorry, but I can’t picture Marcia Brady naked…maybe a drug addicted teen like Jesse from Saved by the Bell.

Misty May Treanor out of Dancing with the Stars

Misty May Treanor apparently has an injury and cannot continue on Dancing with the Stars. To no surprise, I feel that is in Misty May’s best interest as Dancing with the Stars is more like Dancing with the Washups, and only people who can’t find a real acting job join the show in desperation for a last second attempt at stardom and some easy money.

In respect to Misty May, and lack of interest for Dancing with the Stars (has beens), I decided a picture of Misty Mays ass better suits the interest of the general public and fans of Misty May.

We all know watching Olympic women’s volleyball is more entertaining than watching has beens prance around in gay erotica costumes.

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks better skinny.

Did you know that at one point she was very curvy and, well, in my opinion, a lardass? It’s true. Google her fat images if you care enough to ruin your mental imagery of her.

But she’s lost those curves via shedding 18 pounds (probably donated it to make soap) and looks much better now.

I know…you think I’m shallow for thinking that she was fat, but that’s ok. I’m not the one with the career at risk because I ate 43 bags of Cheetoh’s for lunch.

Would you ever hire a fat Jennifer Love Hewitt? No.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is only good one way – skinny with big tits, which grants her permission to do stupid shit with her hair like in the photo above.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck will take her hotness away

Rumors are swirling that Elisabeth Hasselbeck may leave the shittiest show on Earth The View. This is easily the worst damn show I’ve ever seen – four blabbermouth girls talking too much, too loud, and three of four are too ugly.

They at least dignified themselves when fat Rosie Odonnell was no longer able to fit on the stage and forced to leave.

What’s more horrible: watching The View or watching baseball?

Sarah Palin Miss Alaska swimsuit video

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Oh yeah….

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Awesome.