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Did the SNL crew go too far?

As usual I will leave it up to all of you to decide on your own opinions about this, whether you have seen the skit or not, but of course that won’t stop me from making sure everyone knows what I think about it! OK so anyway I guess the main problem that some people had with this skit, shown above with Fred Armisen as NY Governor David Paterson on Saturday Night Live, is that it portrays the governor as an idiot because of his blindness. Sure it sounds like an unfair thing to do… but that didn’t stop anyone making fun of John McCain because he was old, or Sarah Palin because she sounded like a goofy chipmunk half the time.

So… is there a pattern starting to form here? Is it OK to make fun Republicans but not Democrats? I mean come on… if SNL had done a skit making fun of Obama for being black there would’ve been a whole lot of hell breaking loose because of it. So I guess that’s why I think this latest skit isn’t so bad… because you can’t just target one side of the political fence and then claim your own side to be off-limits!

Eva Longoria gained weight; still cute.

Eva Longoria gained a few pounds. Is it for Desperate Housewives? Is it because she’s married to Tony Parker and he wants her to have a bigger booty?

Is it because she wants to look like a Sandra Bullock knock off?

She was hot before, but I think her extra 5 pounds places her in the cute category.

She’ll have to pose nude for celeb craze before we’re able to make a legitimate opinion.

And on top of that, welcome to another article about crap we don’t care about! WooT! Photo from Allure.

Maureen McCormick loves the drugs.

What do we have here? Oh, a lovely story about another celebrity wrapped up in a world of drugs. Maureen McCormick, better known as Marcia Brady from the Brady Bunch, lived a life of drug addiction after Brady Bunch stopped filming new episodes.

This information is disclosed in her newly released memoir “Here’s the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice,” along with other nifty information about her love life like dates with celebrities such as Michael Jackson (ew gross), and hanging out at the Playboy Mansion.

I’m sorry, but I can’t picture Marcia Brady naked…maybe a drug addicted teen like Jesse from Saved by the Bell.

Misty May Treanor out of Dancing with the Stars

Misty May Treanor apparently has an injury and cannot continue on Dancing with the Stars. To no surprise, I feel that is in Misty May’s best interest as Dancing with the Stars is more like Dancing with the Washups, and only people who can’t find a real acting job join the show in desperation for a last second attempt at stardom and some easy money.

In respect to Misty May, and lack of interest for Dancing with the Stars (has beens), I decided a picture of Misty Mays ass better suits the interest of the general public and fans of Misty May.

We all know watching Olympic women’s volleyball is more entertaining than watching has beens prance around in gay erotica costumes.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck will take her hotness away

Rumors are swirling that Elisabeth Hasselbeck may leave the shittiest show on Earth The View. This is easily the worst damn show I’ve ever seen – four blabbermouth girls talking too much, too loud, and three of four are too ugly.

They at least dignified themselves when fat Rosie Odonnell was no longer able to fit on the stage and forced to leave.

What’s more horrible: watching The View or watching baseball?

Dancing with the Stars = still lame.

Season 7 cast announced. Number of people who care? Exactly. I see quotes on yahoo.com from preteen girls who don’t even care about this show.

If you do, you’re a sucker, and here’s your lineup for the 7th season of stupid television:

Kim Kardashian, brainless girl with a hideous ass the size of a 40 pound watermelon.

Cloris Leachman - she won an Oscar. Probably for something that sucked. Who the hell is she?

Maurice Greene – runs Olympic sprints. So.

Lance Bass -  N’ Sync’s number one homosexual.

Rocco DiSpirito – pretends to cook on TV.

Warren Sapp – brother gotta eat!

Misty May-Treanor -  she looks better in a beach volleyball bikini.

Toni Braxton – forgot she existed.

Cody Linley – from Hannah Montana. Yeah. Seriously. Even the Judges are hanging themselves over this one.

Ted McGinley – Happier Days were probably before he unwantedly signed to do this show. I hope money is worth it!

Brooke Burke – wash up who I haven’t see do anything worth mentioning. Add this to the list.

Jeffrey Ross – terrible comedian and we all know roasts are the worst thing ever created.

Susan Lucci – at first I confused “All My Children” with “Married With Children.” Shame on me for almost saying that someone in this cast besides Warren Sapp is actually cool.

Audrina Patridge ditches Lauren Conrad

Audrina Patridge decided this week that she would move out of Lauren Conrads guest house. Oh no, what will happen on The Hills?!

Who cares.

Most of the America’s teen and college females and the poor guys forced to watch this with their girlfriends in hopes the girl won’t talk much later during…