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Chloe and Kim Kardashian bikini

If Cher and a tranny had love children, they would come out like the ugly Kardashian sisters. Kim Kardashian and Chloe Kardashian are not hot, not sexy, not attractive. The only reason they attract guys is because they are fake celebrities loaded with cash for being media whores and, well, I guess it pays to be a tranny in a bikini picture.

Hey Kim, who did your tuck job? It looks great! Flat as a wall!

They sure are some ugly looking womens.

Sarah Palin Miss Alaska swimsuit video

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Oh yeah….

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Awesome.

Katie Holmes looks like Tom Cruise in a cape

A date in NYC proved one thing, and that thing has two parts – 1) Katie Holmes looks like shit, and 2) John Lithgow doesn’t care if you saw his play, he’ll autograph anything.

We saw Avenue Q, which I assume is more entertaining than a typical play starring Tom Cruise’s wife. When the play ended, we walked down the street to see the performers of All My Sons leave the Broadway building.

We missed the Law and Order woman, Weist, as she probably left and no one cared to say hi to her.

Patrick Wilson exited next, signed autographs for a few minutes, then jumped into a sweet black car. Actually, I think it was a fancy taxi.

John Lithgow came out, signed his share and said hellos, then walked away with some fat guy and no one followed them.

Katie Holmes then appeared. Hmmm…how can I describe her other than thinking she was a taller Tom Cruise from behind. Her outfit hideous, her hair the same cut as Tom’s, and she didn’t make any effort to sign or say hello nearly as many times as Lithgow or Wilson did.

And her parents picked her up.

Bitch.

Fergie and Michelle Obama top dressed?

People’s Best and Worst Dressed of 2008 has Fergie and Michelle Obama in the top ten of the BEST DRESSED.

What horsefaced shitheel jacked up the list by putting Fergie at the wrong end? I sternly believe she resembles a bruised and battered ex wife lion with a microphone than a sexy woman.

I guess her tight pants turned and hideous hair /shirts turned on an old mogul who pushed for her to be near the top, rather than the bottom. Either that or the list was f’ed with by the previously mentioned shitheel as a funny joke, and to much dismay, the edition was already released and now we have to live with Fergie in the top.

Michelle Obama generally dresses in conventionally nice outfits. Let’s just hope she doesn’t wear as many disgusting man suits as Hillary “shemale” Clinton.