oh wtf

The botox queen of Australia

With the premiere of the movie Australia this week we can be sure of seeing a lot more of Nicole Kidman and her painful looking face… and people actually pay money to look like this. I haven’t seen the movie yet myself, it sounds like another bad chick flick if you ask me, but I’m sure a lot of money will be made from all the hype surrounding it.

But anyway I don’t need to see the movie to know that Nicole Kidman needs to relax a little on the botox, maybe try a mud bath or whatever the newest trend is for people with more dollars than sense. Does anyone actually think she looks more attractive now? I’m assuming that was her reason for getting the botox, so please… tell me her plastic looks are doing it for someone, or has she just wasted her time and money here?!? You can be the judge but I’ve already put my vote in the box.

George Michael loves the crack

George Michael was arrested in London for possession of pot and crack cocaine after a jerkoff bathroom attendant at Hampstead Heath notified the police.

Dude. Wtf. It’s George Michael. If he wants to be a 45 year old crack head, so be it.

Mr. Michael is on a two year driving ban after driving while influenced by drugs and has been arrested before. Probably because another bathroom dick tipped the po po. This is why we don’t tip guys in bathrooms…because you’re all assholes.

Fergie and Michelle Obama top dressed?

People’s Best and Worst Dressed of 2008 has Fergie and Michelle Obama in the top ten of the BEST DRESSED.

What horsefaced shitheel jacked up the list by putting Fergie at the wrong end? I sternly believe she resembles a bruised and battered ex wife lion with a microphone than a sexy woman.

I guess her tight pants turned and hideous hair /shirts turned on an old mogul who pushed for her to be near the top, rather than the bottom. Either that or the list was f’ed with by the previously mentioned shitheel as a funny joke, and to much dismay, the edition was already released and now we have to live with Fergie in the top.

Michelle Obama generally dresses in conventionally nice outfits. Let’s just hope she doesn’t wear as many disgusting man suits as Hillary “shemale” Clinton.

Ellen Degeneres a Cover Girl model

Ellen Degeneres is the new face of CoverGirl starting in January 2009.

WHAT THE FUCK!

There isn’t enough CoverGirl makeup that could make Ellen’s carpet munching face be worth looking at.

I wonder if CoverGirl is launching a new product line for 50 year olds. Top that off with the thought of Ellens face buried in an old womans crotch. Hmmmmm…lesbians are better when they’re cute and half Ellen’s age.