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Dancing with the Stars = still lame.

Season 7 cast announced. Number of people who care? Exactly. I see quotes on yahoo.com from preteen girls who don’t even care about this show.

If you do, you’re a sucker, and here’s your lineup for the 7th season of stupid television:

Kim Kardashian, brainless girl with a hideous ass the size of a 40 pound watermelon.

Cloris Leachman - she won an Oscar. Probably for something that sucked. Who the hell is she?

Maurice Greene – runs Olympic sprints. So.

Lance Bass -  N’ Sync’s number one homosexual.

Rocco DiSpirito – pretends to cook on TV.

Warren Sapp – brother gotta eat!

Misty May-Treanor -  she looks better in a beach volleyball bikini.

Toni Braxton – forgot she existed.

Cody Linley – from Hannah Montana. Yeah. Seriously. Even the Judges are hanging themselves over this one.

Ted McGinley – Happier Days were probably before he unwantedly signed to do this show. I hope money is worth it!

Brooke Burke – wash up who I haven’t see do anything worth mentioning. Add this to the list.

Jeffrey Ross – terrible comedian and we all know roasts are the worst thing ever created.

Susan Lucci – at first I confused “All My Children” with “Married With Children.” Shame on me for almost saying that someone in this cast besides Warren Sapp is actually cool.