George Michael loves the crack
George Michael was arrested in London for possession of pot and crack cocaine after a jerkoff bathroom attendant at Hampstead Heath notified the police.
Dude. Wtf. It’s George Michael. If he wants to be a 45 year old crack head, so be it.
Mr. Michael is on a two year driving ban after driving while influenced by drugs and has been arrested before. Probably because another bathroom dick tipped the po po. This is why we don’t tip guys in bathrooms…because you’re all assholes.
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