Posts Tagged ‘jennifer aniston’

Jen admits it is a chop job

Well I’m sure this doesn’t come as much of a surprise to anyone really: Hollywood is fake. The people are fake, their bodies are usually fake, and what they can’t fake with plastic surgery or botox they do with photoshop. What I like to call a chop job. So anyway back to the topic at hand… Jennifer Aniston has admitted, while she was a guest on the TV show ‘The View’, that she had been photoshopped for the now famous cover photo she did for GQ Magazine. Although she didn’t go in to much detail about it she did try to take the easy way out like some other recent celebrities…. *cough* Miley Cyrus *cough*.

So what is the easy way out, you ask? When confronted about going almost-nude for a magazine cover there is one sure way of shifting the attention elsewhere: just say you were tricked! The big bad photographer made me do it! Which is a complete load of you know what. There is not a photographer in the world crazy enough to rip off her clothes and take pictures of it, that is called a felony. So obviously she wanted to do it at the time and of course she loves the free publicity… she just doesn’t want people to call her a slut, maybe?

OMG they killed Bambi, again!

Just in case anyone out there actually likes going to see animal movies and plans on going to see ‘Marley & Me’ then consider yourself warned about spoilers here! OK so you’ll have to forgive me for playing around with the title a little here… it was actually Bambi’s mother who was killed by the hunter. Anyway, it is pretty much the same deal with this Marley movie, when all else fails: kill an animal. And lets not forget, this is supposed to be a comedy!

This has to be one of the cheapest methods that screenwriters use to provoke an emotion inside their audience… it is quite simple really and of course it has all be done before: you build up a character, usually a lovable little furry animal, you make the audience laugh along with it through the movie and then what? You kill it. Then just sit back and watch the tears flow out and the money roll in. So you see… my only real problem with this is how cheap and nasty it is compared to other movie that produce legitimate emotions.