Katie Holmes looks like Tom Cruise in a cape
A date in NYC proved one thing, and that thing has two parts – 1) Katie Holmes looks like shit, and 2) John Lithgow doesn’t care if you saw his play, he’ll autograph anything.
We saw Avenue Q, which I assume is more entertaining than a typical play starring Tom Cruise’s wife. When the play ended, we walked down the street to see the performers of All My Sons leave the Broadway building.
We missed the Law and Order woman, Weist, as she probably left and no one cared to say hi to her.
Patrick Wilson exited next, signed autographs for a few minutes, then jumped into a sweet black car. Actually, I think it was a fancy taxi.
John Lithgow came out, signed his share and said hellos, then walked away with some fat guy and no one followed them.
Katie Holmes then appeared. Hmmm…how can I describe her other than thinking she was a taller Tom Cruise from behind. Her outfit hideous, her hair the same cut as Tom’s, and she didn’t make any effort to sign or say hello nearly as many times as Lithgow or Wilson did.
And her parents picked her up.
Bitch.
Categories: fashion no nos, whatever Tags: john lithgow, katie holmes, patrick wilson
Katie Holmes Broadway haircut
Katie Holmes has a new haircut and a new job! She debuted in “All My Sons,” her first Broadway show. Husband Tom Cruise said her performance “was extraordinary!”
Also on the scene of her first performance was Dustin Hoffman and lots of anti-scientology protestors.
John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest and Patrick Wilson also starred in the show, but no one seemed to care about them.
If Tom and Katie get the same haircut and wear the same bug eyed glasses, would you be able to tell them apart?
Categories: whatever Tags: dianne wiest, john lithgow, katie holmes, patrick wilson, tom cruise