Posts Tagged ‘kim kardashian’

Chloe and Kim Kardashian bikini

If Cher and a tranny had love children, they would come out like the ugly Kardashian sisters. Kim Kardashian and Chloe Kardashian are not hot, not sexy, not attractive. The only reason they attract guys is because they are fake celebrities loaded with cash for being media whores and, well, I guess it pays to be a tranny in a bikini picture.

Hey Kim, who did your tuck job? It looks great! Flat as a wall!

They sure are some ugly looking womens.

Dancing with the Stars = still lame.

Season 7 cast announced. Number of people who care? Exactly. I see quotes on yahoo.com from preteen girls who don’t even care about this show.

If you do, you’re a sucker, and here’s your lineup for the 7th season of stupid television:

Kim Kardashian, brainless girl with a hideous ass the size of a 40 pound watermelon.

Cloris Leachman - she won an Oscar. Probably for something that sucked. Who the hell is she?

Maurice Greene – runs Olympic sprints. So.

Lance Bass -  N’ Sync’s number one homosexual.

Rocco DiSpirito – pretends to cook on TV.

Warren Sapp – brother gotta eat!

Misty May-Treanor -  she looks better in a beach volleyball bikini.

Toni Braxton – forgot she existed.

Cody Linley – from Hannah Montana. Yeah. Seriously. Even the Judges are hanging themselves over this one.

Ted McGinley – Happier Days were probably before he unwantedly signed to do this show. I hope money is worth it!

Brooke Burke – wash up who I haven’t see do anything worth mentioning. Add this to the list.

Jeffrey Ross – terrible comedian and we all know roasts are the worst thing ever created.

Susan Lucci – at first I confused “All My Children” with “Married With Children.” Shame on me for almost saying that someone in this cast besides Warren Sapp is actually cool.