Lindsay Lohan punched a black man!
Lindsay Lohan sucker punched a paparazzi in the nose because the ditzy freckled lesbian believed the male photographer had attempted to trip her.
No Lindsay, he didn’t trip you. You’re just a crackhead. Wait, no, I think I know what happened. You tripped on your own, but for the sake of looking more stupid than usual, you blamed it on someone else and attacked them with your lesbian fist.
Shame on you Lindsay Lohan!
Categories: you're just stupid Tags: lindsay lohan
Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson talk smack
What happens when a lesbian hating politician named Sarah Palin runs for vice president? Apparent box eaters Lindsay Lohan and her kinda ugly lesbian dj girlfriend Samantha Ronson get angry and cry 10 rivers about it via their opinion.
They’re upset that before Palin was selected for vice president candidate, that she was really interested in becoming a tv anchor of some sort.
Hey, people can have dreams, can they not?
The lesbian lovers are just angry because Sarah Palin hates gays, but we all know homosexuals are OK, as long as its two hot babes!
Categories: whatever Tags: lindsay lohan, samantha ronson, sarah palin