Megan Fox: your ex boyfriend is a dumbass!
Megan Fox, sexy Transformers and Transformers 2 co-star, admits to GQ her previous love of Nikita, a Russian stripper who would seductively dance to long drawn out Aerosmith songs.
Fox lived alone in LA and her dumbass boyfriend dumped her. She decided she loved Nikita who danced at the “Body Shop” and wanted the russian to lover her back, so she’d shower the stripper with gifts.
Poor ex boyfriend…he broke up with Megan Fox…rich, cover girl material (unlike Ellen Degeneres ugly self), and best of all – she got to sit in Bumblebee!